let the record show that the first humans capable of imagination immediately invented furries
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Does attempting suicide via the slow, inevitable heat death of the universe count as passive-aggressive or just lazy?
Why do people in commercials for anti-depressants look like they’re moping about forgetting their jacket?
Why do you never see a woman with a greasy ponytail dressed in slightly mismatching clothes all a size too big or small because she hasn’t been able to convince herself to do laundry in weeks softly weeping in front of a vending machine as she desperately attempts to come up with a compelling excuse to get out of going for drinks with coworkers?
Prince George’s reaction to Tony Abbott trying to touch him gives me life
he looks like he is giving that woman a hard read in the last .gif
The joke isn’t that they’re cruel or bad at parenting or have any particular disdain for the world at large. They aren’t unkind to their neighbors or to the animals and their deeply devoted to their children and to each other.
The joke is that they’re happy.
The Addams Family is missing a lot of the typical sitcom tropes. There’s no mother-in-law jokes, no arguing over who’s supposed to fill what gender role, both Morticia and Gomez spend roughly equal amounts of time parenting the children and the most remarkable is the relationship between Morticia and Gomez. You see Morticia Addams and it really highlights how rare it is in family films and TV sitcoms to see a wife and mom character who isn’t like this “dissatisfied housewife always mad at my big dumb husband but I love him gonna stay with him because this is the world and he’s the best I can get and I am always right because wifes are the smart ones hey you can relate to this average American I guess”. Morticia and Gomez in contrast are usually working together you know rarely party A will keep something from party B but for the most part the form little schemes together as partners both are heads of the household and they almost never disrespect each other - remarkable in a genre where that’s usually the joke.
But the reason the Addams are happy is really beacause they exist outside of society’s expectations. Gomez is a man child who plays with his trains and that’s fine. Morticia fences with her husband and plays with weapons often and it doesn’t occur to them to care what other people think.
If you don’t think the Addams Family is the best possible aspiration for family life, I think you may wish to re-evaluate your long-term personal goals.
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